Best Games this Week - 189

Two nuts - George W. Bush in mental hospital. He is sitting in his bed and imagining that he is driwing a car. Doctor asks him: “What are you doing?” George Bush answers: “I’m getting hell out of here!” Then doctor asks the same a man next to George Bush who is touching his dick and he answers:” I’m fucking his wife while he’s gone.”

Two nuts

George W. Bush in mental hospital. He is sitting in his bed and imagining that he is driwing a car. Doctor asks him: “What are you doing?” George Bush answers: “I’m getting hell out of here!” Then doctor asks the same a man next to George Bush who is touching his dick and he answers:” I’m fucking his wife while he’s gone.”

  • Current rating 2.98/5
Views: 146956
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The Visitor - An alien comes to our world with a message of peace but because he doesn't look like us we didn't understand what he was trying to say. One look at him and it looked like the visitor was trying to tell us a message like this: "Fuck you!". But as it turned out, that is not what he wanted to tell us. All he wanted to do was just look around and enjoy what our world has to offer. There's a lot that can happen when there's miscommunication. Play to find out if the characters actually fuck with the alien.

The Visitor

An alien comes to our world with peace but his is not like us. This visitor looks like he wants to tell us a message like this: ”Fuck you!” But it is not what he wants to say he just wants to look around.

  • Current rating 2.51/5
Views: 155099
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Whoose badonka donk - Do you like to watch woman booties? Do you love seeing those bums bounce and jiggle as the girls walk. Maybe, you are already a master at booties and maybe you are not. Can you recognize a person by just looking at their booties? Check and gauge yourself. Your task will be to watch booties pictures and try guessing to whom the booties belong to. One thing I know is that they may belong to either Beyonce Knowles, Carmen Electra, Mariah Carey and other sexy booties. You could always make lucky guesses and find how many you will get right.

Whoose badonka donk

Do you like to watch woman booties? Maybe you are already master at booties? Can you recognize a person by its bootie? Check yourself. Watch bootie pictures and guess to whom it belongs. Guess Beyonce Knowles, Carmen Electra, Mariah Carey and other sexy booties.

  • Current rating 2.71/5
Views: 163255
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TV Sex pals Ep.1 - Little boy and girl got bored. Boy showed a girl his penis and she wanted to suck it but at this moment Tv sex pals arrived to stop her. Tv sex pals told kids more information about sex good and bad side. Kids were worn about diseases sex can cause. After children were inform Tv sex pals went to other children.

TV Sex pals Ep.1

Little boy and girl got bored. Boy showed a girl his penis and she wanted to suck it but at this moment Tv sex pals arrived to stop her. Tv sex pals told kids more information about sex good and bad side. Kids were worn about diseases sex can cause. After children were inform Tv sex pals went to other children.

  • Current rating 3.08/5
Views: 171181
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New Tattoo - There is some things you should avoid complaining to your girlfriend about. For example, you should never complain that there's never anything to eat between holidays. If you do, you should expect to be in really big trouble. She may decide to go above and beyond to solve this problem. But not in the way you expect or think. She will tap into her artistic side and starts making some tattoos. Turns out you are in for a new tattoo. Where will she draw it? Only one way to find out and clearly there's going to be pain involved.

New Tattoo

You should never complain to you girlfriend that there’s never anything to eat between holidays. Otherwise she can listen to your complaint and try to solve this problem. But not the way you think she will go to make some tattoos.

  • Current rating 2.83/5
Views: 159266
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Oh NO ! - In this game, you will invite a sexy girl into your house and start kissing with her. Just make sure she's really a girl or you might surprise yourself kissing someone else. Sometimes our looks can be vain and lie to us. Try looking at the person you are letting in or decide to take a risk and invite her in either way. There's going to be a really big surprise just for you where it's not going to be your dick alone that wakes you up. Will you be turned on by the surprise or are you going to run off? All, I can say is expected to see an unexpected twist.

Oh NO !

Invite sexy girl into your house and start kissing with her, make sure that she is really a girl. Sometimes our look can feint us. Otherwise you will have a very bad surprise when not only your dick will wake up.

  • Current rating 2.74/5
Views: 218977
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Betrayed - In this game, a man comes home probably after work only to find his sexy wife in bed with his best friend. The man gets really furious and demands that his wife to leave. He shouts at his wife while telling her: "Get the hell out of here!" You would expect him to be equally mad at his girlfriend and his best friend but what he says to him is quite surprising. He said:" Bad dog! Bad dog!" This will leave you wondering whether his bestfriend is actually a dog or his sex slave. Play to find out how it all turns out and whether his bestfriend submits to him.

Betrayed

Man came home and cought his sexy wife in bed with his best friend. He said to his wife:”Get the hell out of here!” But what he said to his best friend? He said:”Bad dog! Bad dog!”

  • Current rating 2.53/5
Views: 156597
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Penis handjob - This game is devised for women. You have to put your computer mouse on the picture with big dick and move it as fast as you want. On the left there is table of pleasure where you can see how good you are in making hand job.

Penis handjob

This game is devised for women. You have to put your computer mouse on the picture with big dick and move it as fast as you want. On the left there is table of pleasure where you can see how good you are in making hand job.

  • Current rating 2.69/5
Views: 248054
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Dear penis - This is a short animation that references the fantastic ‘Dear Penis’ song by Rodney Carrington. For those unfamiliar with him, he is an American stand-up comedian and country music artist with this being one of his most viewed songs online. With lyrics like “Dear Penis, I don't think I like You anymore, You used to watch me shave, Now all You do is stare at the floor. Oh dear Penis, I don't like you anymore,” it's no surprise that this parody is one of the funniest things you will ever hope to see on the internet. So hit 'Play' and be prepared to sing along until the cows (or penis) come home!

Dear penis

Dear Penis, I don't think I like You anymore, You used to watch me shave, Now all You do is stare at the floor. Oh dear Penis, I don't like you anymore. These are just a little part of lyrics from this fantastic song by Rodney Carrington. Sing along with Rodney!

  • Current rating 2.66/5
Views: 153586
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Pilot Error - In this game, a pilot was in an airplane and was talking about his new sexy stewardess. He reveals his plans to fuck her but before, he will have to make a shit. He goes on to explain in detail how he will fuck her. Little does he know that he unfortunately forgot to switch off the microphone and everyone in the plane heard what he said. Talk about being embarrassed. That is one big pilot error. Now everyone knows what he's up to. Find out what the passengers will do after.

Pilot Error

Pilot in airplane was talking about new sexy stewardess and about his plans to fuck but before he will make a shit. Unfortunately he forgot to switch off the microphone and everyone in the plane heard what he has said.

  • Current rating 3.18/5
Views: 208266
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Чемпионат по стриптизу - If you like movies like Nightcrawler, this may be a story you will enjoy. This is a short Russian animated film that tells the story of a bunch of hot strippers being filmed and recorded in the club. Ever wondered what kind of foul things striptease girls do to each other? This information is usually top secret but this is a special offer to see all these sexy dancers get freaky and exposed in their changing room. Want to know what sorts of dirty little secrets these cameras have to share? Then keep watching! In the process, you will get to see these hot girls shake their money makers in all the sexiest ways imaginable.

Чемпионат по стриптизу

Do you want to see very secret video from strip club? How do striptease girls are trying to do foul things to each other. Those materials are top secrets but you have this special offer to see those sexy dancers in their changing room.

  • Current rating 2.61/5
Views: 149154
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Kills sperm dead - You will be in a sub-cellular spermicidal battleship module. You are quite a skilled scientist plus soldier and you are on a mission. You are supposed to kill sperm, a virus and bacterium in a hooker's vagina. Sounds disgusting right? Maybe it's not all that bad. You will have to make sure you are not infected by the virus so attack while maintaining a clear line of defense. You can also use cursors with arrows to move and to shun the bacterium and virus which is everywhere. Good luck! Also, as always wait for the game files to load before clicking play. If you don't, the game will freeze.

Kills sperm dead

You will be sub-cellular spermicidal battleship module and your mission is to kill sperm and virus, bacterium in hooker's vagina. Use cursors with arrows to move and try to shun from bacterium and virus.

  • Current rating 2.43/5
Views: 138378
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The Drunk - Drunk man is trying to tangle with one man in restaurant. He offends his mother saying that he fucked her hardly, and when he put his dick in her ass she was screaming like a pig. But everything that that boy answers is:”Go home dad! You are drunk enough!”

The Drunk

Drunk man is trying to tangle with one man in restaurant. He offends his mother saying that he fucked her hardly, and when he put his dick in her ass she was screaming like a pig. But everything that that boy answers is:”Go home dad! You are drunk enough!”

  • Current rating 2.54/5
Views: 157939
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Tiki party - This is quite a sexy game featuring a sexy girl on background. In today's task, you will have to catch spiders and guitars to get points. When you catch enough spiders and have enough points, the background will change and transform into a sexy background. You have to press pointer key left or right on your keyboard to play. It all comes down to the points. The sexy girl is going to give you a sex show and transform the game into a tiki party. Remember, to wait patiently as game preloads before playing. Have fun!

Tiki party

Sexy game with sexy girl on background. You have to catch spiders and guitars to get points. When you have enough points this background will be changed to another sexy backgroung. You have to press pointer key left or right on your keyboard.

  • Current rating 2.69/5
Views: 195444
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Jackson press statement - This is a parody of the famous entertainer, Michael Jackson aka the King of Pop. In this short film, MJ is trying to justify that he has never used children to satisfy his perverted fantasies. In the process, he presents several strange paintings, all of which carry very ambiguous meanings. According to him, he and kids like perverted versions of classic stories such as Flinstones and Beauty and the Beast. This is your chance to explore the infamous story, so be sure to check out his press statement and decide for yourself if he really is innocent or guilty of what he is being accused of.

Jackson press statement

Michael Jackson is trying to justify oneself that he had never used kids for satisfying his perverted fantasies. He shows paintings with very ambiguous meanings. He says that he and kids like perverted version of Flinstones and Beauty and the Beast.

  • Current rating 3.23/5
Views: 142123
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Make a Britney - In this game you will have the opportunity to create your perfect Britney Spears. Just click on her head, boobs and body to choose one of the best options. To save the result, click on the camera on the right side of the screen and take a photo. You can also increase her boobs and nipple size as you wish. In total you can create 15 images.

Make a Britney

Make Britney Spears. Change her body details as you like.

  • Current rating 2.78/5
Views: 201548
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Reiko - Reiko is a sexy Japanese babe that will give you a blowjob that feels like she's literally sucking your soul out. She definitely knows her business from A to Z. Reiko is a sensuous girl who loves to fuck especially with guys having big cocks. In this game, she will tease you with several options. She can give the dick a nice handjob and jerk it off. She also plays with its head by licking and sucking on it. On the left panel, you will note a pleasure indicator which needs to be filled all the way up to 100%. Get a gist of how the game is played by clicking on the various options. Afterwards, Reiko will give you a hot blowjob that will have you cum in her pretty mouths in a matter of seconds. By the way if you are not a fun of the music, you can turn it off in the corner on the right side.

Reiko

Control the Japanese blowjob girl Reiko, who knows her business from A to Z :) She loves to fuck and also she loves big cocks. In this game there are such options as: jerking off, licking the head of the dick, sucking the head of the dick and sucking. On the left side there is a pleasure indicator that needs to be filled to 100%. After this, you will have the opportunity to give a blowjob and cum in her sexy mouth. By the way, if you don't like the music, you can turn it off in the corner on the right side.

  • Current rating 3.64/5
Views: 119723
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