Best Games this Week - 194

Dear penis - This is a short animation that references the fantastic ā€˜Dear Penisā€™ song by Rodney Carrington. For those unfamiliar with him, he is an American stand-up comedian and country music artistĀ with this being one of his most viewed songs online. With lyrics like ā€œDear Penis, I don't think I like You anymore, You used to watch me shave, Now all You do is stare at the floor. Oh dear Penis, I don't like you anymore,ā€ it's no surprise that this parody is one of the funniest things you will ever hope to see on the internet. So hit 'Play' and be prepared to sing along until the cows (or penis) come home!

Dear penis

Dear Penis, I don't think I like You anymore, You used to watch me shave, Now all You do is stare at the floor. Oh dear Penis, I don't like you anymore. These are just a little part of lyrics from this fantastic song by Rodney Carrington. Sing along with Rodney!

  • Current rating 2.68/5
Views: 157629
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Gone fishing - Do you like fishing, throwing your fish bait in water and waiting for your prey to get hooked? Or do you find fishing to be a boring spot? Either way, you will like it better when you catch a sexy mermaid with big breasts. Seems like this girl has seduced you with her siren eyes and all you want to do is fuck her. Anyway, watch this video to learn what you will need to use as bait to catch her. Be patient, strategic and know when to let down your hook. The moment you catch her, she will be all yours to fuck.

Gone fishing

Do you like fishing? Or maybe you will like it better if your take will be a sexy mermaid with big breasts? Watch this video and learn what you have to use as bait for having takes like this.

  • Current rating 2.56/5
Views: 195077
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3D Sex Universe (Sp0ns0red) - Create your dream partner. Choose their looks, outfits, eye color, hair color, skin color, and even piercings! Your imagination is the limit. 3D Sex Universe is the game with amazing features that have never been seen before with realistic action and full control over the sex movements. Get what you want!

3D Sex Universe (Sp0ns0red)

Create your dream partner. Choose their looks, outfits, eye color, hair color, skin color, and even piercings! Your imagination is the limit. 3D Sex Universe is the game with amazing features that have never been seen before with realistic action and full control over the sex movements. Get what you want!

  • Current rating 5.00/5
Views: 700000
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Nose All - Every woman has that distinct smell which is almost like a signature scent by which you can know who just walked past you. In this game, there will be several ladies walking past you. Most of them are sexy but we won't be concentrating on this today. There's one man in the lift who loves sniffing women as they come off the elevator. It's his hobby and he loves nosing around. You could say he noses all. Anyway, all the sexy babes smell nice except the last one who is not as sexy as we were waiting for. And about her smell - no comment.

Nose All

Every woman smells different but not all smells are pleasant. One man in the lift noses all sexy women who comes in but the last one not as sexy as we was waiting for. And about her smell ā€“ no comment!

  • Current rating 2.99/5
Views: 180963
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Gypsys casino - The life of a gambler is never boring. There's always better odds to beat. Would you consider yourself good enough at playing cards? Well, you can choose your reward. Is it going to be money or love. You bet the right answer is definitely love. If you place this as your reward and then you win, you are going to have tons of sex with an even sexier lady. There's nothing as heady as having a winning streak and bodacious sex. On the other hand, if you lose you are going to fuck a really ugly girl. So what's it going to be? Either way you is fucking!

Gypsys casino

Are you good enough in playing cards? You can choose to play for money or for love and the right answer is definitely love. If you win you will have sex with very sexy lady but if not youā€™ll have to fuck a really ugly girl.

  • Current rating 3.04/5
Views: 209815
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BJ Hooker - Charlie arrived home and was about to go into her apartment when a pervert with a bag on his head appeared out of nowhere and was about to rape her right outside the house. Luckily, the police were nearby and scared the guy away. Charlie wants to thank the policeman and asks him to come to her house. Your task is to control the game with the mouse to decide what the couple will do.

BJ Hooker

Charlie is being stalked by an unknown fan, and has teamed with the cops. They put together a sting in hopes of catching the stalker, and you'll never guess who it isā€¦

  • Current rating 3.71/5
Views: 250597
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Special dance - At the very beginning of the game, write your name, and then press Go. You will see how a plump and sexy stripper will dance her dance of love for you. You will see your name on her butt, it looks funny. After that, you can send this game to your friend to laugh together. The girl is full of energy and can dance endlessly for such a handsome guy.

Special dance

Sexy striptease dancer. She will dance especially for you. Just write you first name and during her sexy dance you will see your name in very nasty place of her sexy body.

  • Current rating 2.79/5
Views: 148622
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First Sex Movie! - Have you ever imagined what a porn movie might look like in the Stone Age? Look at the guy who painted the whole wall with a sexy naked woman and is now going to run away to watch his movie. He was so excited that he didn't notice the obstacle in front of him. By the way, the whole highlight of the film is a fat girl dancing naked.

First Sex Movie!

Have you tried to imagine how would look sex movie in Stone Age? Watch how was create first and the most ancient sex movie. The main hero is fat dancing naked woman.

  • Current rating 2.99/5
Views: 245401
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New Tattoo - There is some things you should avoid complaining to your girlfriend about. For example, you should never complain that there's never anything to eat between holidays. If you do, you should expect to be in really big trouble. She may decide to go above and beyond to solve this problem. But not in the way you expect or think. She will tap into her artistic side and starts making some tattoos. Turns out you are in for a new tattoo. Where will she draw it? Only one way to find out and clearly there's going to be pain involved.

New Tattoo

You should never complain to you girlfriend that thereā€™s never anything to eat between holidays. Otherwise she can listen to your complaint and try to solve this problem. But not the way you think she will go to make some tattoos.

  • Current rating 2.84/5
Views: 162735
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Two nuts - This is a pretty nice parody. George W. Bush is in a mental hospital. He has been having psychotic episodes such as delusion. Currently, he is imagining that he is driving a car. When the doctor asks him what he is doing, he answers: ā€œIā€™m getting the hell out of here!ā€ Then doctor asks the patient next to George Bush who is touching his dick. The patient retorts: ā€œ Iā€™m fucking his wife while heā€™s gone. Definitely a game that will have you laugh. So if you are looking for something light, then you are going to like this type of game.

Two nuts

George W. Bush in mental hospital. He is sitting in his bed and imagining that he is driwing a car. Doctor asks him: ā€œWhat are you doing?ā€ George Bush answers: ā€œIā€™m getting hell out of here!ā€ Then doctor asks the same a man next to George Bush who is touching his dick and he answers:ā€ Iā€™m fucking his wife while heā€™s gone.ā€

  • Current rating 2.97/5
Views: 150008
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Pilot Error - In this game, a pilot was in an airplane and was talking about his new sexy stewardess. He reveals his plans to fuck her but before, he will have to make a shit. He goes on to explain in detail how he will fuck her. Little does he know that he unfortunately forgot to switch off the microphone and everyone in the plane heard what he said. Talk about being embarrassed. That is one big pilot error. Now everyone knows what he's up to. Find out what the passengers will do after.

Pilot Error

Pilot in airplane was talking about new sexy stewardess and about his plans to fuck but before he will make a shit. Unfortunately he forgot to switch off the microphone and everyone in the plane heard what he has said.

  • Current rating 3.17/5
Views: 212787
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Leave it to Bush - Get ready for a wild and quirky adventure with George Bush in this offbeat game! George Bush is busy drawing a rabbit when suddenly, his friend George Busey drops by with two cute ferrets. But these arenā€™t just any ordinary ferretsā€”theyā€™ve come with a surprising gift! The two little ferrets generously donate $38,000 to George Bush. Overwhelmed with gratitude, Bush decides to offer them a very unexpected reward: a chance to have some wild, crazy sex! Itā€™s a strange and hilarious scenario that only gets weirder as you play. If youā€™re up for some bizarre fun and out-of-the-box action, this game is just the right mix of oddball humor and unexpected twists. Dive in and see where this wild story takes you!

Leave it to Bush

George Bush is drawing a rabbit. George Busey came to visit him with two ferrets. Two little ferret donates $38000 to George Bush. He feels so grateful about it and offers them to have sex.

  • Current rating 2.58/5
Views: 138196
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Betrayed - In this game, a man comes home probably after work only to find his sexy wife in bed with his best friend. The man gets really furious and demands that his wife to leave. He shouts at his wife while telling her: "Get the hell out of here!" You would expect him to be equally mad at his girlfriend and his best friend but what he says to him is quite surprising. He said:" Bad dog! Bad dog!" This will leave you wondering whether his bestfriend is actually a dog or his sex slave. Play to find out how it all turns out and whether his bestfriend submits to him.

Betrayed

Man came home and cought his sexy wife in bed with his best friend. He said to his wife:ā€Get the hell out of here!ā€ But what he said to his best friend? He said:ā€Bad dog! Bad dog!ā€

  • Current rating 2.54/5
Views: 161095
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Kills sperm dead - You will be in a sub-cellular spermicidal battleship module. You are quite a skilled scientist plus soldier and you are on a mission. You are supposed to kill sperm, a virus and bacterium in a hooker's vagina. Sounds disgusting right? Maybe it's not all that bad. You will have to make sure you are not infected by the virus so attack while maintaining a clear line of defense. You can also use cursors with arrows to move and to shun the bacterium and virus which is everywhere. Good luck! Also, as always wait for the game files to load before clicking play. If you don't, the game will freeze.

Kills sperm dead

You will be sub-cellular spermicidal battleship module and your mission is to kill sperm and virus, bacterium in hooker's vagina. Use cursors with arrows to move and try to shun from bacterium and virus.

  • Current rating 2.45/5
Views: 139109
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Extra booty call Ep.2 - Before the animation starts, you can play a simple puzzle game. Next, click "Play" to see a live broadcast from the Mardi Gras crime scene, where Jack was killed from multiple stab wounds. A murder is committed by some Voodoo lover. A very sexy female journalist will tell you all about it, trying to do her best reporting and explain to us everything that happened.

Extra booty call Ep.2

In this part you can watch a live boardcast from the crime scene in Mardi Gras where Jake was murdered by that voodoo ass freak.

  • Current rating 2.75/5
Views: 148848
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School Daze - Two dogs are going at it and are having sex inside the crowd of pupils. All of them are watching this process and mesmerize at the actions. This is until a sexy teacher notices they are up to something and comes outside. She tries to make them stop staring and tries everything possible but nothing works. Luckily, there was one little boy who knew how to make them stop. Play to find out just how he does this. Spoiler alert: there is going to be some taboo scenes at the end. Try to not also stare at the love birds.

School Daze

Two dogs are having sex inside the crowd of pupils and all of them are watching this process. When sexy teacher noticed that she came outside to make them stop but everything she tried didnā€™t work. There was one little boy who knew how to make them stop.

  • Current rating 2.93/5
Views: 237970
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City Of Sin 3D (Sp0ns0red) - It's time to let go of your inhibitions and embrace your true desires. Step into a world where you can live out your wildest fantasies and encounter other players who share your passions. Are you ready to take control and make your mark on this sultry metropolis?

City Of Sin 3D (Sp0ns0red)

It's time to let go of your inhibitions and embrace your true desires. Step into a world where you can live out your wildest fantasies and encounter other players who share your passions. Are you ready to take control and make your mark on this sultry metropolis?

  • Current rating 5.00/5
Views: 700000
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Make a Britney - In this game you will have the opportunity to create your perfect Britney Spears. Just click on her head, boobs and body to choose one of the best options. To save the result, click on the camera on the right side of the screen and take a photo. You can also increase her boobs and nipple size as you wish. In total you can create 15 images.

Make a Britney

Make Britney Spears. Change her body details as you like.

  • Current rating 2.79/5
Views: 202524
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Sakaki - This game is a porn parody featuring cute Sakaki from the manga Azumanga Daioh. She has this sexy body that will have you drooling from the get go. Sakaki is extremely horny and wet for you. She is literally begging for you to fuck her for hours on end without stopping. So get that cock nice and ready then fuck her in the ass. Watch how it bounces up and down swallowing your shaft hungrily. It's clear she wants more and more so give it to her. You could always try changing the sex positions and fuck her till the pleasure indicator hits 100% Then you can decide how you want to cum. You will have two options. Either cum in her sexy ass or her luscious mouth. If you can't decide, how about having it both ways! After all, you deserve it.

Sakaki

This is a porn parody game about cute Sakaki from the manga Azumanga Daioh. Sakaki is so horny and wet that she is ready to fuck only in the ass. Try changing positions and fill the pleasure indicator to 100% to decide how to cum. There are two options: cum in her beautiful ass or in her sexy mouth. I definitely recommend watching both endings.

  • Current rating 4.21/5
Views: 275818
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Jackson press statement - This is a parody of the famous entertainer, Michael Jackson aka the King of Pop. In this short film, MJ is trying to justify that he has never used children to satisfy his perverted fantasies. In the process, he presents several strange paintings, all of which carry very ambiguous meanings. According to him, he and kids like perverted versions of classic stories such as Flinstones and Beauty and the Beast. This is your chance to explore the infamous story, so be sure to check out his press statement and decide for yourself if he really is innocent or guilty of what he is being accused of.

Jackson press statement

Michael Jackson is trying to justify oneself that he had never used kids for satisfying his perverted fantasies. He shows paintings with very ambiguous meanings. He says that he and kids like perverted version of Flinstones and Beauty and the Beast.

  • Current rating 3.21/5
Views: 142875
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TV Sex pals Ep.1 - Do you love Peter Pan and Wendy? Well, if you do, then you are going to enjoy this game. It's about a little boy and girl who are really bored. To spice things up, the boy shoes the girl his huge penis which she wants to suck really bad. Just when she thought that she could, Tv sex pals showed up and started giving the kids more information about the good side and bad side of sex. The kids are given some sex ed about sexually transmitted diseases. The kids were encouraged to inform other children as well. This game is more educational.

TV Sex pals Ep.1

Little boy and girl got bored. Boy showed a girl his penis and she wanted to suck it but at this moment Tv sex pals arrived to stop her. Tv sex pals told kids more information about sex good and bad side. Kids were worn about diseases sex can cause. After children were inform Tv sex pals went to other children.

  • Current rating 3.07/5
Views: 171807
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Kylie blowjob - This game features a sassy and really beautiful girl called Kylie. She wants to suck her boyfriend's cock and your task will be to help her give him the nastiest blowjob ever. You can watch her give him a sloppy blowjob by clicking on the Next button. Kylie is definitely a pro because the way she sucks him is just wooh! Watch her deepthroat and suck it deeper and deeper. If you like it faster, she will happily oblige. Seems like Kylie doesn't have a gag reflex. Anyway, the game is a little bit short and everything will happen too quickly. To enjoy it, you can play the game several times. Also, there is a lot of cum in this game. The sperm is so creamy you would think it's whipped cream. Makes sense why Kylie loves it!

Kylie blowjob

This game is about a sassy girl named Kylie. She is ready to suck her boyfriend, so click on the Next button to watch her do it deeper and deeper or faster and faster :) Everything will happen too quickly, so I advise you to play the game several times. By the way, there is a lot of sperm in this game.

  • Current rating 3.51/5
Views: 140775
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Reiko - Reiko is a sexy Japanese babe that will give you a blowjob that feels like she's literally sucking your soul out. She definitely knows her business from A to Z. Reiko is a sensuous girl who loves to fuck especially with guys having big cocks. In this game, she will tease you with several options. She can give the dick a nice handjob and jerk it off. She also plays with its head by licking and sucking on it. On the left panel, you will note a pleasure indicator which needs to be filled all the way up to 100%. Get a gist of how the game is played by clicking on the various options. Afterwards, Reiko will give you a hot blowjob that will have you cum in her pretty mouths in a matter of seconds. By the way if you are not a fun of the music, you can turn it off in the corner on the right side.

Reiko

Control the Japanese blowjob girl Reiko, who knows her business from A to Z :) She loves to fuck and also she loves big cocks. In this game there are such options as: jerking off, licking the head of the dick, sucking the head of the dick and sucking. On the left side there is a pleasure indicator that needs to be filled to 100%. After this, you will have the opportunity to give a blowjob and cum in her sexy mouth. By the way, if you don't like the music, you can turn it off in the corner on the right side.

  • Current rating 3.62/5
Views: 120308
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City Of Sin 3D (Sp0ns0red) - It's time to let go of your inhibitions and embrace your true desires. Step into a world where you can live out your wildest fantasies and encounter other players who share your passions. Are you ready to take control and make your mark on this sultry metropolis?

City Of Sin 3D (Sp0ns0red)

It's time to let go of your inhibitions and embrace your true desires. Step into a world where you can live out your wildest fantasies and encounter other players who share your passions. Are you ready to take control and make your mark on this sultry metropolis?

  • Current rating 5.00/5
Views: 700000
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