Best Games this Week - 203

Dear penis - This is a short animation that references the fantastic ā€˜Dear Penis’ song by Rodney Carrington. For those unfamiliar with him, he is an American stand-up comedian and country music artistĀ with this being one of his most viewed songs online. With lyrics like ā€œDear Penis, I don't think I like You anymore, You used to watch me shave, Now all You do is stare at the floor. Oh dear Penis, I don't like you anymore,ā€ it's no surprise that this parody is one of the funniest things you will ever hope to see on the internet. So hit 'Play' and be prepared to sing along until the cows (or penis) come home!

Dear penis

Dear Penis, I don't think I like You anymore, You used to watch me shave, Now all You do is stare at the floor. Oh dear Penis, I don't like you anymore. These are just a little part of lyrics from this fantastic song by Rodney Carrington. Sing along with Rodney!

  • Current rating 2.99/5
Views: 183033
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First Sex Movie! - Have you ever imagined what a porn movie might look like in the Stone Age? Look at the guy who painted the whole wall with a sexy naked woman and is now going to run away to watch his movie. He was so excited that he didn't notice the obstacle in front of him. By the way, the whole highlight of the film is a fat girl dancing naked.

First Sex Movie!

Have you tried to imagine how would look sex movie in Stone Age? Watch how was create first and the most ancient sex movie. The main hero is fat dancing naked woman.

  • Current rating 3.01/5
Views: 431791
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City Of Sin 3D (Sp0ns0red) - This is not just another adult game; it's a fully realized world filled with countless possibilities for exploration, seduction, and excitement. Step into the shoes of a daring adventurer, ready to uncover the secrets and indulge in the pleasures hidden within this neon-lit metropolis.

City Of Sin 3D (Sp0ns0red)

This is not just another adult game; it's a fully realized world filled with countless possibilities for exploration, seduction, and excitement. Step into the shoes of a daring adventurer, ready to uncover the secrets and indulge in the pleasures hidden within this neon-lit metropolis.

  • Current rating 5.00/5
Views: 8500000
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Leave it to Bush - Get ready for a wild and quirky adventure with George Bush in this offbeat game! George Bush is busy drawing a rabbit when suddenly, his friend George Busey drops by with two cute ferrets. But these aren’t just any ordinary ferrets—they’ve come with a surprising gift! The two little ferrets generously donate $38,000 to George Bush. Overwhelmed with gratitude, Bush decides to offer them a very unexpected reward: a chance to have some wild, crazy sex! It’s a strange and hilarious scenario that only gets weirder as you play. If you’re up for some bizarre fun and out-of-the-box action, this game is just the right mix of oddball humor and unexpected twists. Dive in and see where this wild story takes you!

Leave it to Bush

George Bush is drawing a rabbit. George Busey came to visit him with two ferrets. Two little ferret donates $38000 to George Bush. He feels so grateful about it and offers them to have sex.

  • Current rating 2.95/5
Views: 146390
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Two nuts - This is a pretty nice parody. George W. Bush is in a mental hospital. He has been having psychotic episodes such as delusion. Currently, he is imagining that he is driving a car. When the doctor asks him what he is doing, he answers: ā€œI’m getting the hell out of here!ā€ Then doctor asks the patient next to George Bush who is touching his dick. The patient retorts: ā€œ I’m fucking his wife while he’s gone. Definitely a game that will have you laugh. So if you are looking for something light, then you are going to like this type of game.

Two nuts

George W. Bush in mental hospital. He is sitting in his bed and imagining that he is driwing a car. Doctor asks him: ā€œWhat are you doing?ā€ George Bush answers: ā€œI’m getting hell out of here!ā€ Then doctor asks the same a man next to George Bush who is touching his dick and he answers:ā€ I’m fucking his wife while he’s gone.ā€

  • Current rating 3.00/5
Views: 157669
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Extra booty call Ep.1 - Jake is such a cool guy – he recorded a hip-hop song for us that gets played on the radio. The title of the song is Just A Booty Call. In this song you will find out what girls want and need. By the way, he also boasts about the size of his cock, which is as much as 12 inches. It’s no wonder that there is a crowd of girls next to him; he definitely knows a lot about women’s desires.

Extra booty call Ep.1

Jake is introducing himself by singing rap song . What girls want? And what girls need? Jake knows it ;)

  • Current rating 2.64/5
Views: 192812
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Oh NO ! - In this game, you will invite a sexy girl into your house and start kissing with her. Just make sure she's really a girl or you might surprise yourself kissing someone else. Sometimes our looks can be vain and lie to us. Try looking at the person you are letting in or decide to take a risk and invite her in either way. There's going to be a really big surprise just for you where it's not going to be your dick alone that wakes you up. Will you be turned on by the surprise or are you going to run off? All, I can say is expected to see an unexpected twist.

Oh NO !

Invite sexy girl into your house and start kissing with her, make sure that she is really a girl. Sometimes our look can feint us. Otherwise you will have a very bad surprise when not only your dick will wake up.

  • Current rating 2.75/5
Views: 229019
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New Tattoo - There is some things you should avoid complaining to your girlfriend about. For example, you should never complain that there's never anything to eat between holidays. If you do, you should expect to be in really big trouble. She may decide to go above and beyond to solve this problem. But not in the way you expect or think. She will tap into her artistic side and starts making some tattoos. Turns out you are in for a new tattoo. Where will she draw it? Only one way to find out and clearly there's going to be pain involved.

New Tattoo

You should never complain to you girlfriend that there’s never anything to eat between holidays. Otherwise she can listen to your complaint and try to solve this problem. But not the way you think she will go to make some tattoos.

  • Current rating 2.97/5
Views: 169208
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Dirty Ernie Show Ep.9 - This episode is set in the hospital where a new working man is set to be in charge of physical exercises for patients. He is the new hot worker called Bucks and he has a very sexy body with big muscles.Buck, Heavy flo and the sexy nursie will be managing the exercises. They were in the process when the nurse's bra breaks off. Buck has swift reflexes and luckily, he jumps in time to hold her breasts. But Ernie gets really angry because he didn't manage to see her big breasts. Play to find out if a fight breaks off or if the nurse thanks Buck for the save.

Dirty Ernie Show Ep.9

In hospital arrives new working man to be in charge of physical exercises for patients. New hot worker name is Bucks and he has a very sexy body with big muscles. Buck, Heavy flo and sexy nursie are managing exercises when nursies bra brokes but Bucks is getting in time to hold her breast and Ernie gets angry because he didn’t manage to see her big breast.

  • Current rating 3.23/5
Views: 271529
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Pilot Error - In this game, a pilot was in an airplane and was talking about his new sexy stewardess. He reveals his plans to fuck her but before, he will have to make a shit. He goes on to explain in detail how he will fuck her. Little does he know that he unfortunately forgot to switch off the microphone and everyone in the plane heard what he said. Talk about being embarrassed. That is one big pilot error. Now everyone knows what he's up to. Find out what the passengers will do after.

Pilot Error

Pilot in airplane was talking about new sexy stewardess and about his plans to fuck but before he will make a shit. Unfortunately he forgot to switch off the microphone and everyone in the plane heard what he has said.

  • Current rating 3.06/5
Views: 220642
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Kylie blowjob - This game features a sassy and really beautiful girl called Kylie. She wants to suck her boyfriend's cock and your task will be to help her give him the nastiest blowjob ever. You can watch her give him a sloppy blowjob by clicking on the Next button. Kylie is definitely a pro because the way she sucks him is just wooh! Watch her deepthroat and suck it deeper and deeper. If you like it faster, she will happily oblige. Seems like Kylie doesn't have a gag reflex. Anyway, the game is a little bit short and everything will happen too quickly. To enjoy it, you can play the game several times. Also, there is a lot of cum in this game. The sperm is so creamy you would think it's whipped cream. Makes sense why Kylie loves it!

Kylie blowjob

This game is about a sassy girl named Kylie. She is ready to suck her boyfriend, so click on the Next button to watch her do it deeper and deeper or faster and faster :) Everything will happen too quickly, so I advise you to play the game several times. By the way, there is a lot of sperm in this game.

  • Current rating 3.23/5
Views: 144220
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Pokemon Fuck - You've just turned 18 today and you're still a virgin, but not for long. Explore a world filled with Oppaimons, human-like monsters who are eager to drain your balls! Find and catch Hentai girls like Cummander and Cumpie, then fuck them so they can evolve into their next form. Do you have what it takes to tame Rafapfap and Squirty? When they take damage, you can strip them and reveal their sexy tits, pussies, and asses. When you challenge other trainers, you can defeat them and deliver a humiliating punishment. Developing new skills unlocks new missions, scenes, and adventures. Now titled ā€œOppaimon,ā€ this is the ultimate Pokemon-style monster capturing, training, and fucking game. Gotta catch and fuck them all!

Pokemon Fuck

Fuck that horny slut with your meaty cock in this interactive sex game. Select action and get your pleasure meter full. Start with fingering her, then rub her pussy with your cock and catch'em all :D

  • Current rating 3.65/5
Views: 2012562
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Jackson press statement - This is a parody of the famous entertainer, Michael Jackson aka the King of Pop. In this short film, MJ is trying to justify that he has never used children to satisfy his perverted fantasies. In the process, he presents several strange paintings, all of which carry very ambiguous meanings. According to him, he and kids like perverted versions of classic stories such as Flinstones and Beauty and the Beast. This is your chance to explore the infamous story, so be sure to check out his press statement and decide for yourself if he really is innocent or guilty of what he is being accused of.

Jackson press statement

Michael Jackson is trying to justify oneself that he had never used kids for satisfying his perverted fantasies. He shows paintings with very ambiguous meanings. He says that he and kids like perverted version of Flinstones and Beauty and the Beast.

  • Current rating 3.05/5
Views: 144692
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Kills sperm dead - You will be in a sub-cellular spermicidal battleship module. You are quite a skilled scientist plus soldier and you are on a mission. You are supposed to kill sperm, a virus and bacterium in a hooker's vagina. Sounds disgusting right? Maybe it's not all that bad. You will have to make sure you are not infected by the virus so attack while maintaining a clear line of defense. You can also use cursors with arrows to move and to shun the bacterium and virus which is everywhere. Good luck! Also, as always wait for the game files to load before clicking play. If you don't, the game will freeze.

Kills sperm dead

You will be sub-cellular spermicidal battleship module and your mission is to kill sperm and virus, bacterium in hooker's vagina. Use cursors with arrows to move and try to shun from bacterium and virus.

  • Current rating 2.55/5
Views: 140343
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Reiko - Reiko is a sexy Japanese babe that will give you a blowjob that feels like she's literally sucking your soul out. She definitely knows her business from A to Z. Reiko is a sensuous girl who loves to fuck especially with guys having big cocks. In this game, she will tease you with several options. She can give the dick a nice handjob and jerk it off. She also plays with its head by licking and sucking on it. On the left panel, you will note a pleasure indicator which needs to be filled all the way up to 100%. Get a gist of how the game is played by clicking on the various options. Afterwards, Reiko will give you a hot blowjob that will have you cum in her pretty mouths in a matter of seconds. By the way if you are not a fun of the music, you can turn it off in the corner on the right side.

Reiko

Control the Japanese blowjob girl Reiko, who knows her business from A to Z :) She loves to fuck and also she loves big cocks. In this game there are such options as: jerking off, licking the head of the dick, sucking the head of the dick and sucking. On the left side there is a pleasure indicator that needs to be filled to 100%. After this, you will have the opportunity to give a blowjob and cum in her sexy mouth. By the way, if you don't like the music, you can turn it off in the corner on the right side.

  • Current rating 3.56/5
Views: 121467
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School Daze - Two dogs are going at it and are having sex inside the crowd of pupils. All of them are watching this process and mesmerize at the actions. This is until a sexy teacher notices they are up to something and comes outside. She tries to make them stop staring and tries everything possible but nothing works. Luckily, there was one little boy who knew how to make them stop. Play to find out just how he does this. Spoiler alert: there is going to be some taboo scenes at the end. Try to not also stare at the love birds.

School Daze

Two dogs are having sex inside the crowd of pupils and all of them are watching this process. When sexy teacher noticed that she came outside to make them stop but everything she tried didn’t work. There was one little boy who knew how to make them stop.

  • Current rating 3.00/5
Views: 260778
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3D Sex Universe (Sp0ns0red) - Create your dream partner. Choose their looks, outfits, eye color, hair color, skin color, and even piercings! Your imagination is the limit. 3D Sex Universe is the game with amazing features that have never been seen before with realistic action and full control over the sex movements. Get what you want!

3D Sex Universe (Sp0ns0red)

Create your dream partner. Choose their looks, outfits, eye color, hair color, skin color, and even piercings! Your imagination is the limit. 3D Sex Universe is the game with amazing features that have never been seen before with realistic action and full control over the sex movements. Get what you want!

  • Current rating 5.00/5
Views: 8500000
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City Of Sin 3D (Sp0ns0red) - It's time to let go of your inhibitions and embrace your true desires. Step into a world where you can live out your wildest fantasies and encounter other players who share your passions. Are you ready to take control and make your mark on this sultry metropolis?

City Of Sin 3D (Sp0ns0red)

It's time to let go of your inhibitions and embrace your true desires. Step into a world where you can live out your wildest fantasies and encounter other players who share your passions. Are you ready to take control and make your mark on this sultry metropolis?

  • Current rating 5.00/5
Views: 8500000
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